January 2012
back left litz: That Awkward Moment When →
backleftlitz:
That awkward moment when you have to explain to your sister that her suspiciously-accented husband (“In Texas, born and breeded, as if in a barn of footballs!” he always said, defensively) only married her to steal your famous rhubarb pie recipe for the Russians.
That awkward moment when two…
awkward moments.
i worked three shifts today
opened at derrimut, did another couple hours at kororoit creek and then back to close at derrimut. i am so tired. so, sooo tired.
one foot in and one foot back, but it don't pay to...
emily: your shirt says sleep with me...
ajaya: it was the nicest smelling one!
you are the most perfect fucking human being...
next-year-in-ramallah:
Rusted Root, ‘Send Me On...
i have no sense of proportion.
none at all.
back from camp
fucking fantastic, going to post camp drinks tonight even though i am so tired but now that i have no responsibility i feel a lot more alive. aaah soooo good.
i accodentally started chewing myfinger
foodnigjt
hey this is me but like with me it's like legit i...
paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone
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texting convo (neither of them is even close to...
father: we found an over 60s bar. having a fantastic time :)
emily: hahaha crinklies! have a good time. love you! x
father: -calls and all emily can hear is like five minutes of awkward uptown girl- You Like???
emily: hahaha well anytime you want to come to mynt with me just let me know!
father: and people are paying to come in!
emily: mynt plays uptown girl too. you're one of those people who pays to go in!
father: we're just here for the beers!
emily: hahaha for some reason i believe you! have fun sneaking into bars with your fake id's...
father: fake seniors cards!
when i am drunk i should record an album
it would be the best
my parents are in a seniors bar
hahahaha they used fake ids
hahahahhahahahahahahahaha
andrew: hahahhaha dick cooties
emily: hahahhahahahahaha i love how you understand me
andrew: even in your drunken state :')
PHHIL
metromonmomy
so get yoursefl dresse up ill take oyu iot round town i sewear youll never witness anything quite as fine
thank god the gold is mine
i love ben and andrew
i said indie so we got indie
oh brooklyn, brooklyn take me in
are you aware the shape i’m in? my hands they shake, my head it spins! oh brooklyn, brooklyn, take me in.
seriously guys this spoon
i am very drunk and a bit sad about things that...
but mostly im alright because there is lots of icecream like 2 litres
also my favroutie spoon i love this spoon
haha oops kissing
hahahahahahaha tipsy already
i love being with people i am supremely comfortable with because i know i can be more than off my face and they’ll just laugh and hold me. i feel so safe right now. i love them! not that normal kind of destructive drunk, a really safe happy drunk. lovelovelove!
separate's always better when there's feelings...
don’t think the wine is going to last very long ahahaha
fingers crossed i will have some sort of company tonight!
i love when my parents aren’t here so i don’t have to be lonely all night.
gonna miss my best friend when he leaves.
who else would i risk the wrath of my family to stow away pillows to at midnight?
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new-prussian-tinfoil:
I and Love and You- The...
my life at the moment:
work
subway
outrageous fortune
sleep (when i can’t keep my eyes open for any more outrageous fortune)
food
tea
working out
camp
and that is all.
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van: well if he's gonna be an arsehole then i'm gonna show him that i've got a bigger arsehole.
-camera cuts to jethro-
emily's various talents:
leaving contact lenses in too long.
growing strong fingernails to really lengthy lengths.
making half a cup of tea and then forgetting about it.
drunk texting.
i’m a skilled person, what can i say?
“One must learn to love. This is what happens to us in music: first one has to...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via crucifyyourenemies)
i realised the reason i don’t really have any time or patience for my friends right now is because i work in customer service and all of these people come with their petty problems and try to scam us out of money and i have to deal with people’s shit all day and so by the end of the day i want fuck all to do with humanity. like yesterday this guy cancelled his whole account over a $15...
ARGHH I HATE WEARING GLASSES
mitchul:
itsbiggerthanlove:
Always squinting without them
Never being able to remember where the fuck I put them down
Looking like a fucking dork slash nerd
Having to diminish the only attractive feature about my face; my eyes
Having people say you ‘look smart’ to make up for how stupid you really look
get contacts
solves all your problems
until one of your contacts falls out in the...
